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In the Spring
of 1986 Bob Stinson asked Reipo (John Reipas) and I (Ray Reigstad)
to stand up for him at his wedding. He was marrying a girl from
Long Beach, California whom hed met through our roommate Tom
TC Cook. Up till then shed been dating a guy name
Earth who was playing in a band with TC, Go Great Guns.
Anyhow, Bob
fell in love with Bunny (as he referred to her) and
the wedding was held at the Blaisdel Manor on 25th and Blaisdel
in South Minneapolis. Reipo and I wore white retro tux jackets wed
bought at Tatters on Lyndale, and black Southern Colonel Sanders
ties. When everybody asked Bob who we were he shrugged and unwaveringly
answered; Theyre fishing buddies from Florida.
It was a freaky
scene. The band hed founded, The Replacements, were at the
zenith of their popularity and about 400 people attended the ceremony.
Standing up there under a stuffed elk head, looking out at the audience
was hilarious, it felt and looked like a movie set. Lots of rockers
(all dressed up) interspersed with family members, distant relatives,
friends, fans and media people. I remember seeing Bobs brother
Tommy in the front row wearing an all red outfit with white shoes,
hair coifed up as always. He looked like one of The Romantics.
About two seconds
after the official I do, Bob, Paul Westerberg (singer
for The Replacements) and I went into the mens room. Somebody
produced a packet and proceeded to draw out long rails of blow on
the aluminum tray that ran the length of the mirror. Earlier Reipo
and I briefly sparred over who was to sign the marriage certificate,
neither of us wanted the responsibility. I ended up autographing
it.
In the following
years, we would often see Westerberg walking/staggering up Lyndale
Avenue in Mpls. (he lived two blocks away from us) and Bob always
asked us if he appeared to be drunk. He looked pretty fucked
up, yeah, of course he had an ammo box with im too... .
At this, Stinson would laugh cheerfully and launch into The
Slider by T-Rex or something equally as radical and somewhat
obscure. They
(The Replacements) always carried guitar strings and wires
in those green army ammunition boxes.
Side note:
When Prince released Sign of the Times in 1987 he printed
the words to the title track on the back of The City Pages.
One of the verses goes, At home there are 17 year old boys
and their idea of fun, is being in a gang called The Diciples, high
on crack, and totin a machine gun... . So we changed
them to: At home there are CC [Club] patrons and their idea
of fun, is being in a band called the Replacements, high on coke,
and totin a Gibson.
The photos
taken that day out on the front steps are classic. As soon as they
were processed they already looked about thirty years old. Nine
years later Bob died and many of the same guests showed up at his
funeral. In January of 2000 and we finally got
the Static Taxi CD Stinson Blvd. mixed and pressed. I will
now put the liner notes here and hopefully that will fill in some
of the gaps. Anybody who has a copy of Stinson Blvd. might
want to skip this part.
June 1st, 1988,
1 AM. Were sitting in my graffiti covered Monte Carlo at 24th
and Blaisdel. We have two 1-gallon jugs of keg beer from a party
sloshing around on the floor. I just ran a red and the cops have
us pulled over. Me, John, Bob, and Chris.
The policeman
comes back to my window to give me back my license. Youre
living on borrowed time, get lost. He says and flips the plastic
card at me. We had just picked up Chris the Cub Corbett
moments earlier at MCAD. John knew him from art school and told
Bob and I that this kid could play bass. We went into the basement
of Uptown Pizza and played all night. Bob, John, and I had been
hanging around together since 85, and had been jamming together
since before his departure from The Replacements. Now we were four.
Now we were Static Taxi.
The next few
weeks were spent in the musicians greenroom in the Minneapolis
Art Institute. When that free ride expired we were forced to find
a place of our own. John got a hold of a guy in the classifieds
named Ed Larson. He had an old warehouse/grain elevator over by
the University of Minnesota, behind Williams Arena.
We rented the
office of the otherwise abandoned building. A rather spacious room
that was carpeted and even had a bathroom. Along with the place
came drinking buddies. Since the Scarehouse was located
along the train tracks it had become a meeting place for transients,
winos, Vietnam vets, drifters, dropouts and people with no other
place to go.
A loose community
galvanized by cheap vodka and beer, camaraderie and a general appreciation
for freedom. A forgotten demographic constituting The Compound,
Kerone was the one in charge with Charlie Hillbilly
Buchanon right by his side. They were from Ireland and Corothers,
Kentucky respectively. Honorable mentions: Brother John (WW II POW),
Jim (lost kid from California) Cherokee Lee (the part-time repo
man) Michael Target, King Ed of the Tramps, Packrat, Leo... We became
friends with these guys. They were at most of our rehearsals. Our
audience.
After wed
unloaded a hundred rounds of .25 caliber bullets into one of the
clothes bails that didnt get sent to Africa, Eds wife
Lorraine, insisted on booting us out. So Larson put us in one of
the five boxcars he had outside on a piece of track that had been
cut off from the rest. He often bragged that the aluminum inside
the refrigerator cars made him seven times the money he had spent
on acquiring them. The boxcar Kids! Hed say, laughing.
Throughout
1989, fueled by LSD and beer, we, as Bob put it Forged our
sound in the boxcar. Art blues! He added enthusiastically.
Some rehearsals went into the next day. Chris and I were both driving
cabs for a living and many Blue and White drivers took breaks to
have a cold one and listen to us practice. There would be taxis
parked outside the huge safe-like sliding door. Inside there was
red carpet that had been thrown out from the Radisson, colored lights
and friendly conversation between assorted displaced persons. And
always, music. Kerone screaming Take a walk on the wild side!
We battled two cold winters in the boxcar with four kerosene heaters.
Got it up to about 50. That was nice when it was -20 outside.
Then, in the
summer of 90, in August, the warehouse burnt down. Along with
it went our power supply and Static Taxis spirit. From that
day on things unraveled. The party was over. We tried to hold the
band together but nothing could stop the bleeding. We decided to
fold in the summer of 91, Mike Laheka playing bass on the
last few shows. As we watched our friend Bob kill himself we felt
helpless and scared. We were always saying it would be a dream come
true to kidnap Bob, bring him to an island to clean up, and then
record the ultimate rock album. I guess this is as close as well
get, living on borrowed time.
And thats
pretty much the story of our band Static Taxi. Bob's old band, The
Replacements, folded in July of 1991. Hed been replaced with
Slim Dunlap, who happens to be a real stand-up guy. Since then their
music and myth has achieved legendary proportions. Sort of like
a flower that keeps blooming.
People are
always asking me to tell them stories about Bob. The funny thing
is, when I met himwhen we met himwe werent big
Mats fans. At the time, that summer of 1985, we were more
into The Suburbs and The Urban Guerrillas. Of course we had heard
a lot of the albums that The Replacements had put out, but they
really werent that huge back then.
The first time
I laid eyes on Bob he was in Bunnys red pickup truck, laying
on the seat in our driveway at 1202 West 28th Street, in Uptown
Mpls. and his face was gray. His face was actually gray. My first
reaction was to call 911, if you want to know the truth. He looked
awful. One of those three-day benders of his. Later that night,
Reipo, Mike Josephson, Bob, and I walked to the Uptown Bar to get
some beers. On the way there we cut through an alley and Bob kicked
in a window and yelled Run! I guess thats a fair
way to describe his nature. He seemed to live for those existentially
out-of-place, self inflicted/induced moments. Always doing the wrong
thing. He was 25 and we were all 19.
The Replacements
were recording their album Tim at the time for Reprise, a
Warner Bros. subsidiary label, and Stinson spent a good deal of
the time at our house when he wasnt in the studio.
One evening
in July, Reipo and I were sitting at the kitchen table reading The
City Pages when we saw an ad for a Replacements show at First
Avenue, downtown Minneapolis. It had started, or was supposed to,
about twenty minutes ago. We woke up Bob who was passed out on the
couch from an afternoon buzz, and drove him downtown.
The place was
packed and the other guys were milling about onstage, probably wondering
if their lead guitarist was going to not show up again or what.
That was classic/typical Bobby Stinson behavior. Not telling us
about the concert and arriving late. It was a great rock show, one
of the best Ive ever seen. As rock as it gets, really.
I believe the
principal reasons Bob instantly took to us is because, one; we werent
fans, didnt want anything from him, and two; we all shared
the same cavalier sense of humor, sort of a highly sophisticated
silliness. That was consequential to the old boy. Standing at the
podium speaking at his funeral in 1995, I laughed and cried at the
same time.
As crazy as
it sounds I always sort of thought of Bob Stinson as the older brother
I never had. Some odd-ball connection I could never really define.
Reipo and I called him Neil Winston. Sometimes Neil Lyndale. Im
not glamorizing him or anything, he could piss me off to no end
sometimes. He didnt try to, but he didnt try not to
either. It was just Neil Lyndals brain. Complex to the point
of simplicity.
He always looked
older than he was. The doctor who did the autopsy on him said he
had the body of a seventy year old man. Just like Charlie The
Bird Parker. They were both 35 at the time of death and they
were both musical pioneers with their respective instruments. Puissant
players. They both died broke and they both drank a lot. They both
liked heroin toward the end too.
To Neil Lyndale,
Static Taxis boxcar must have been the ultimate, as much as
he loved trains and beer and amplifiers. There were nights when
Id think to myself, I cant fucking believe the
wild sound in here. It was utterly inestimable. Alchemic.
A lot of people
try to sound like him but no one ever will. You have to realize
how intensely complicated of a person he was to even begin to understand
his playing. He was an eccentric in the truest form. At one point,
I heard a writer sum up his style saying something like: Everything
Stinson listened to as a child and in his early teens, all of his
musical influences filter through that mind of his and come out
as his own style/sound, the way he wants to hear it.
Saturday July
9th, 1989: Las Vegas, Nevada. Bob and I are sitting around our motel
room. Room 19. I ask Bob stupid questions. He is flipping through
free stripper newspapers. He really digs them. He collects them.
He's got three. Looks at them constantly. The only time he looks
up is to the race on TV.
Anything
in them things? I ask.
All it
is is advertising, thats all it is. He informs me.
All ads?
I question.
Uh-hm.
Bob replies earnestly. He puts one down, picks up another, puts
that down, picks up the first one again, puts down the first one
just for a second, picks it up again, etc. Then sometimes he picks
up the third one and appears to be making some kind of comparison
with the first.
Do you
think youre weird Bob? I ask, laughing.
Nuh-uh,
but I dont think Im normal either. He says.

Back in the
late 80s Bob and I used to go into The Knut Koupe Guitar Shop
on 28th and Hennepin in Uptown Minneapolis. First wed slam
a few cans of cold beer down on the nearby railroad tracks in the
afternoon sun. Anyhow, once inside the store hed take down
a Firebird or a new Les Paul, casually plug into a Marshall amplifier
and start tweeking knobs. If you ever saw Stinson play guitar you
know what Im talking about. While jamming out Mean Town
Blues by Johnny Winter (really f****ing loud mind you) hed
be twisting, turning, flipping switches, volume, bass, treb, mids,
amp/guitar... running up and down the neck effortlessly. His face
sort of gave the impression that he was after a particular tone
and when he found it, it would be somewhat elusive. Almost like
somebody trying to put their finger on something that keeps moving
and changing shapes and disguising itself as something else.
By now, a substantially
large crown has gathered and people are turning to one another,
Hey, thats Bob from The Replacements! or Is
that really him? No way, that guy looks like a bum! Lots of
pimply-faced wannbes looking for an amp, or the usual Wedge
crowd of local musicians, all pushing to get a closer look. The
guys working there let Stinson blast the Marshall as long as he
wanted to, it was always about 10 or 20 minutes before Bob would
unplug and carefully hang the guitar back up on the wall. If it
was, say, $1,200.00 hed turn to one of the employees and say,
You dont think thats a little steep for that guitar?
or something like, Those necks are made in Russia, did you
know that? Im not kidding, those are Russian. You didnt
know that did you?
Then wed
go down to Lake of the Isles and sit on the train bridge and have
a couple more beers and look at the sunfish.

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